"a sobering thought: what if at this very moment i am living up to my full potential?" -jane wagner
in·dubi·ta·bly (adv) with no doubt. too apparent to be questioned
Published Monday, January 23, 2006 by poole | E-mail this post
so guys, i'd like to spice it up a little bit... this is nothing that you need to repost on your blog, just simply respond with honest answers, and make fun of others' comments... thats how we roll. ps... my friend leticia is helping out on this one, and she is going to be added to my blog for creative input and because i need someone to yell "BAM!" when things get a little hott.
1. when was the war of 1812?
2. how many sheets of toilet paper do you use in one sitting?
3. if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? and what would you add? (remeber, be safe, always use condiments)
4. where can i get a vince young (orange) jersey?
5. what is one thing you do before you go to bed that no one knows about (and no leticia.. crying is not a valid answer)
6. who was in your dream last night?
7. when you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?
8. how bad did you fail at question 7?
9. can you make a sentence using all three tenses? past, present, and future (example... read question seven)
10. you can only change one law in texas, and it can't be one that causes a chain reaction of reform... just one law, what would it be?
11. your most used phrase when you were nine?
12. if you could tackle any one person in the world... who would it be and why?
13. if you were on jeopardy, what would you wish the finally jeopardy category would be?
14. your favorite curse word?
15. if you were sentenced to listen to one song for the rest of your life... what would it be?
16. the most strange word to say?
alright group, i am glad we had this discussion... but our time is up. see you the same time tomorrow.
1. when was the war of 1812?
2. how many sheets of toilet paper do you use in one sitting?
3. if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? and what would you add? (remeber, be safe, always use condiments)
4. where can i get a vince young (orange) jersey?
5. what is one thing you do before you go to bed that no one knows about (and no leticia.. crying is not a valid answer)
6. who was in your dream last night?
7. when you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?
8. how bad did you fail at question 7?
9. can you make a sentence using all three tenses? past, present, and future (example... read question seven)
10. you can only change one law in texas, and it can't be one that causes a chain reaction of reform... just one law, what would it be?
11. your most used phrase when you were nine?
12. if you could tackle any one person in the world... who would it be and why?
13. if you were on jeopardy, what would you wish the finally jeopardy category would be?
14. your favorite curse word?
15. if you were sentenced to listen to one song for the rest of your life... what would it be?
16. the most strange word to say?
alright group, i am glad we had this discussion... but our time is up. see you the same time tomorrow.
1. That's a no-brainer. The answer is England.
2. Depending on the sitting, I would say that I use between 5 and 9 sheets per sitting.
3. No I would not eat myself. That's cannibalism. But I prefer my hotdogs with chilly and cheese.
4. Vince Young's laundry.
5. Since crying is not a valid answer, I guess setting my alarm is, wait, but everyone knows that. I guess it would have to be fix my pillows a certain way. don't ask.
6. I can't say that I had a dream last night. At least I don't remember. Cullen seems to frequent my dreams though.
7. When I was 5 I wanted to be an artist or marine biologist.
8. I failed pretty bad. I'm nowhere near that goal. I'm sure my 5 year old self would kick me or something.
9. Yes I can. "Where are you going to be when I know the answer I was looking for?"
10. Well the first law that comes to my mind that needs changing is to make the consumption of alcohol illegal since pot is. Makes sense huh...
11. The most used phrase when I was 9 would probably be "I'm a Math Master. I can answer any multiplication question you ask me."
12. I would tackle my 6'6", 300lb boyfriend, not because I hate him, just so I could say I tackled an offensive lineman.
13. I would hope the final jeopardy category would be "Team Spirit Item Numbers"
14. pinche guerra
15. Sumblime's Santeria
16. Aquarena
1. seems to easy... so i know its a trick question. the war of 1812 never happened, it was all propagander.
2. anywhere from 5-10... who knows though really.
3.indubitably... with mustard and katsup. and in the words of will ferrell/harry caray, i would finish it off with an ice cold brewsky
4. fuck the co-op.. ebay is your best bet, till next week when team spirrrrit gets em in.
5. i always put on something grey and then move my pillows to the exact places.
6. jesus
7. jackie joyner kersey...
8. i am not black, i am not fast, and i am not an olympian... so i failed miserably... watch out though, still workin on it
9.i did when i wrote the question, but i am taking a stab at forming another. oooooo did i just do it again???
10. jaywalking... no one really gets ticketed for it anyway.. and when they do it is still retarded.. so yes, jaywalking. DAMNIT! is it too late to change my answer??? how about skateboarding.. its not a crime!!!!!! ;)
11. hey, ask leticia a multiplication question, she is a math master.
12. the strongest eighty year old man, so i could fear that i would hurt him, but get up, and see that he is perfectly ok, and do it again.
13. the number of pennies in this ammount of money...
14. douche
15. the day the music died (bye bye miss american pie, drove my chevy to the levy skipty boo bop... or hotel california
16. INDUBITABLY!!!
too bad i wrote the answers, and it says there are two comments... before this one.. and it is only showing one. boo team
good deal... it works
muwahahah
(I dig this post)
1. Leticia-cullen asked when, not where. Cullen-you asked the question, of course you'd know it's a trick. (I'm assuming it's a trick question. I'm terrible at history.)
2. 5? 10? 57? I don't know.
3. I don't like hotdogs, so I'd probably go to therapy.
4. I'll hide in the dirty clothes basket and grab you one from the laundry room.
5. Listen to some chill music.
6. I haven't remembered my dreams in a while.
7. A pilot.
8. Workin on that ;)
9. I went to the toilet, but I don't have enough sheets of paper so Keri is about to get me some.
10. I'd raise minimum wage.
11. Evan! stop beating me!
12. I'd tackle Mike. Then we'd wrestle.
13. softball, perhaps
14. for FUCKSAKE
15. Benny Goodman's Sing Swing Sing
16. rendezvous
why does this comment thing suck??? i gotsta change it
1. You ask "when" was the war of 1812...c'mon...it was in 1812...duh.
2. Any where from 3 for pee, up to 22 for poo.
3. I would join Rachael for treatment, but I would most certainly bring along mustard, chili, onions, cheese and relish...incase of course the therapy actually worked and I learned to love myself again. Then, and only then, would I eat myself.
4. I’ll make you one.
5. Pick Tanner hairs off of Darci’s side of the bed. (She always gets them in her mouth.)
6. A beano character.
7. A professional athlete.
8. I’m an Austin City League Coed Softball Champion. And, I’m making a run for a Austin Women’s Rec Basketball Championship as we speak. I so didn’t fail at question 7.
9. I was thinking I want to dunk on that chick, but instead I think I’ll jack this 3-pointer.
10. I’d make a law. And it’d be to make panhandling illegal.
11. But mooooooooommmm!
12. There’s this REALLY big black girl in our basketball league. I would really enjoy running her over, but I feel as though I may bounce right off of her.
13. Whataburger.
14. Holy Shitfuck.
15. Jason Mraz-Sleeping to Dream
16. Aardvark
Question seven does not use all three tenses.
were - past
did - past
want - present
grew - past
A sentence with all three tenses wouldn't make sense unless there's a quote involved.
Ex. - I know she is going to tell me, "I used to wish I was a cat."
know - present
is going - future
used - past
I should win a prize.
why are you always trying to hold me down???