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for the improvement of all of our lives...


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my friend kelly (kelli, kelei,kelley?) insisted that i post a blog about how her life has recently been imporved by reading my blog... before i felt like there was no substance... but she has inspired me. i offer my free web space up for any being that choses to express themselves via the internet. now that is taken care of.. let me tell you how my life has been improved tonight.

i went to dinner with a friend and her choice was a wonderful sushi place on congress. if you know me at all, and my liking to foods, you know that i am picky, and i know what i like... but i have a new philosophy and that is.. trying new things... and or stepping out of my comfort zone.i told her to order whatever she wanted... so we literally ordered nearly everything on the menu. why not indulge right? so i ate sushi and laughed and had a wonderful time. then i went to halcyon, a few blocks over, downtown, and decided to just sit by myself and read a book. i love it. in the midst of "me" time... i started thinking and came to many conclusions that i wanted to share with my mom so badly.. so i left on a wonderful note, ready to have a much needed conversation with my mother. i got to my car, unlocked and opened the door, and a beautiful glare shined upon me like the gods coming down from heaven, from the passenger side of my car. glass. yes, folks, glass. some desperate thuglife tatted, eminem wannabe, ghey, sorry excuse for a person, waste of talent... asshole... broke into the shittiest car in the downtown district to steal what? yes folks... this winner walked away with an empty purse with a bottle of brand new lacoste perfume.

"how has my life been improved?" you ask? i am not angry, nor sad, nor am i scared that some stranger was in my car... i am just so proud to be the honest person that i am. i dont care about the wonderful manmade creation of glass that covers my car like sand on the beach... just happy to know that i am not capable of making someones life miserable by doing dumb shiv like that. although i am upset that my convo with my mom has been delayed... i know there will be a better time and place. i also know now that i have a car that i dont care about, that i am perfectly willing to take mudding... offroading... to a derby? any other suggestions? who knows what will become of the pimp ass saturn... but i do know... mama is getting a new car... and that if this were to ever happen again... its just material. the wreck that shot my car to shiv last month... was just bent metal... and well... the window shattered... is just shattered.

my saturn was great... and it leaves a fine legacy... but i must move on... and i will share new memories with a new gal.

i guess the greatest lesson of all that i have learned tonight, well there are a few, are these...

bad things happen to good people... so deal with it.
dont leave a purse out, even if it doesnt have anything of value in it..
and... last, but definately not least.... my blog IMPROVES LIVES!

"keep it real" -capt c


2 Responses to “for the improvement of all of our lives...”

  1. Anonymous Anonymous 

    he probably thought the saturn was the only car without an alarm

  2. Anonymous Anonymous 

    he prob saw the busted ass front end from my wreck and thought it meant there was a huge compensation check, just sitting in the satchel. anyhow... i woke up at eight this morning with a heart attack like fear... i thought only my planner and perfume was in there... true, but my checking and savings account numbers were in there... the tool was prob too dumb to look at the papers... prob just tossed them in the gutter.

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