my friend kelly (kelli, kelei,kelley?) insisted that i post a blog about how her life has recently been imporved by reading my blog... before i felt like there was no substance... but she has inspired me. i offer my free web space up for any being that choses to express themselves via the internet. now that is taken care of.. let me tell you how my life has been improved tonight.

i went to dinner with a friend and her choice was a wonderful sushi place on congress. if you know me at all, and my liking to foods, you know that i am picky, and i know what i like... but i have a new philosophy and that is.. trying new things... and or stepping out of my comfort zone.i told her to order whatever she wanted... so we literally ordered nearly everything on the menu. why not indulge right? so i ate sushi and laughed and had a wonderful time. then i went to halcyon, a few blocks over, downtown, and decided to just sit by myself and read a book. i love it. in the midst of "me" time... i started thinking and came to many conclusions that i wanted to share with my mom so badly.. so i left on a wonderful note, ready to have a much needed conversation with my mother. i got to my car, unlocked and opened the door, and a beautiful glare shined upon me like the gods coming down from heaven, from the passenger side of my car. glass. yes, folks, glass. some desperate thuglife tatted, eminem wannabe, ghey, sorry excuse for a person, waste of talent... asshole... broke into the shittiest car in the downtown district to steal what? yes folks... this winner walked away with an empty purse with a bottle of brand new lacoste perfume.

"how has my life been improved?" you ask? i am not angry, nor sad, nor am i scared that some stranger was in my car... i am just so proud to be the honest person that i am. i dont care about the wonderful manmade creation of glass that covers my car like sand on the beach... just happy to know that i am not capable of making someones life miserable by doing dumb shiv like that. although i am upset that my convo with my mom has been delayed... i know there will be a better time and place. i also know now that i have a car that i dont care about, that i am perfectly willing to take mudding... offroading... to a derby? any other suggestions? who knows what will become of the pimp ass saturn... but i do know... mama is getting a new car... and that if this were to ever happen again... its just material. the wreck that shot my car to shiv last month... was just bent metal... and well... the window shattered... is just shattered.

my saturn was great... and it leaves a fine legacy... but i must move on... and i will share new memories with a new gal.

i guess the greatest lesson of all that i have learned tonight, well there are a few, are these...

bad things happen to good people... so deal with it.
dont leave a purse out, even if it doesnt have anything of value in it..
and... last, but definately not least.... my blog IMPROVES LIVES!

"keep it real" -capt c

so, again, i have been "tagged" by rach and i must complete the following...

The tagged victim lists 8 different points of their perfect lover/partner, mentioning the sex of said partner.

let's see here...

the sex of my partner should be aesthetically pleasing?? good one...

8. with that said, they should also be intillectually stimulating..
7. a great kisser
6. completely comfortable with themselves and others
5. aggressive at times
4. completely sweet and fragile at others
5. not willing to settle (for anything)
4. must be the type of person that everyone of all walks of life can get along with.
3. hilarous
2. easy going (doesnt worry about things, and likes to talk things out without fighting)
1. and last but certianly not least, they must noitce the small things... and if all else fails.... they can just be rich, and the above mentioned wouldnt matter!

i aint sayin im a gold digger, but im not messin with a broke nigga. oookkkkaaay!

can the love of my life please be sarcastic as well?

so guys, i'd like to spice it up a little bit... this is nothing that you need to repost on your blog, just simply respond with honest answers, and make fun of others' comments... thats how we roll. ps... my friend leticia is helping out on this one, and she is going to be added to my blog for creative input and because i need someone to yell "BAM!" when things get a little hott.

1. when was the war of 1812?
2. how many sheets of toilet paper do you use in one sitting?
3. if you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself? and what would you add? (remeber, be safe, always use condiments)
4. where can i get a vince young (orange) jersey?
5. what is one thing you do before you go to bed that no one knows about (and no leticia.. crying is not a valid answer)
6. who was in your dream last night?
7. when you were five, what did you want to be when you grew up?
8. how bad did you fail at question 7?
9. can you make a sentence using all three tenses? past, present, and future (example... read question seven)
10. you can only change one law in texas, and it can't be one that causes a chain reaction of reform... just one law, what would it be?
11. your most used phrase when you were nine?
12. if you could tackle any one person in the world... who would it be and why?
13. if you were on jeopardy, what would you wish the finally jeopardy category would be?
14. your favorite curse word?
15. if you were sentenced to listen to one song for the rest of your life... what would it be?
16. the most strange word to say?

alright group, i am glad we had this discussion... but our time is up. see you the same time tomorrow.