"a sobering thought: what if at this very moment i am living up to my full potential?" -jane wagner
Here are the top ten most frightening moments of my life... in no particular order...
10. hearing a bear at big bend state park and trying to "silently escape"
9. jumping off of "thrasher" the highest cliff at pace bend... but should count because my dad has been throwing me off that cliff since age 5.... ok, so no throwing, but we were fearless little kids, and he made us tough:)
8.entering the "midget house" with ten people following me because i had the one and only FLICKERING flash light. (the midget house is the local tall tale)
7. seeing the cop that i knew would arrest me, walk into my garage at a party.
6. being threatened at knife point in new orleans on bourbon street.... good call for me being sober and grabbing my trashed friend... hailing a cab and gettin the fuck out of there. 5.entering another tall tale abandoned home in the middle of no where in austin, and being chased out of it by a loud boom and an eighty year old woman (or at least we hope she was human)
4.going to class the next day and seeing a family photo from the abandoned house sitting on my desk in ap english.... my friends really got me there;)
3. being in the fourth grade, home alone with my brother that was in the seventh grade, when the swat team fully loaded with machine guns knocked on the door and asked for our back porch light to be turned off when there was a hostage situation in the house behind us. (VERY SCARY)
2. having to tell my mother that i failed my first and only class in the seventh grade and let me tell you.... the outcome was not pretty, so i had plenty to be frightened about. lets just say i knew what would happen, and i was so nervous that i gave myself strepthroat from worrying about it
1. ok, so i wasn't frightened, but i put it on the list because if i wasn't minorly intoxicated, i might have been a tad bit scared.... getting into a melee in the middle of the street in the pouring rain. there is a lot more to that story, but i promise i am a lover not a fighter... had to protect my girls that were getting attacked.
10. hearing a bear at big bend state park and trying to "silently escape"
9. jumping off of "thrasher" the highest cliff at pace bend... but should count because my dad has been throwing me off that cliff since age 5.... ok, so no throwing, but we were fearless little kids, and he made us tough:)
8.entering the "midget house" with ten people following me because i had the one and only FLICKERING flash light. (the midget house is the local tall tale)
7. seeing the cop that i knew would arrest me, walk into my garage at a party.
6. being threatened at knife point in new orleans on bourbon street.... good call for me being sober and grabbing my trashed friend... hailing a cab and gettin the fuck out of there. 5.entering another tall tale abandoned home in the middle of no where in austin, and being chased out of it by a loud boom and an eighty year old woman (or at least we hope she was human)
4.going to class the next day and seeing a family photo from the abandoned house sitting on my desk in ap english.... my friends really got me there;)
3. being in the fourth grade, home alone with my brother that was in the seventh grade, when the swat team fully loaded with machine guns knocked on the door and asked for our back porch light to be turned off when there was a hostage situation in the house behind us. (VERY SCARY)
2. having to tell my mother that i failed my first and only class in the seventh grade and let me tell you.... the outcome was not pretty, so i had plenty to be frightened about. lets just say i knew what would happen, and i was so nervous that i gave myself strepthroat from worrying about it
1. ok, so i wasn't frightened, but i put it on the list because if i wasn't minorly intoxicated, i might have been a tad bit scared.... getting into a melee in the middle of the street in the pouring rain. there is a lot more to that story, but i promise i am a lover not a fighter... had to protect my girls that were getting attacked.
do you ever feel like you come up a little short in life??? here's my attitude... just laugh about it... because it IS quite humorous... although a little painful to see sometimes. just remember..... always wear your glasses if you are near-sighted... and lay off the alcohol before swimming if it has any affect on your depth perception.
i love this kid more than words can explain. his talent, his heart... his humor. and look at those lips..... damn if only BOTH of us were sexually attracted. a flaming dr. pepper for the man in my life is always waiting for you here in texas.
so no cruises... roadtrips... or even a trip to the beach.... yes folks, this summer was just as eventful here in denton, texas. you are dealing with a working woman. woman who created the wheel, woman who built the eiffel tower. anyhow, i have compiled a list... a top ten, if you will, of things that would make me very happy to see in someone else...
10. a generous tipper /or always nice to people that serve them
9. very athletic... likes to do all types of outdoorsy things
8. cheesy musical taste such as myself (songs can include mr. roboto, its all coming back to me, any 80's love song really, and lfo's summer girl or backstreet boys' i want it that way)
7. a damn good sense of humor... or sarcasm... they both work
6. a BMW
5. obviously kidding about no. 6, with that said, ravishing good looks, and a BMW
4. an inner dorky side
3. a fun circle of friends
2. a neato family
1. and a keene sense of how happy i could make them
10. a generous tipper /or always nice to people that serve them
9. very athletic... likes to do all types of outdoorsy things
8. cheesy musical taste such as myself (songs can include mr. roboto, its all coming back to me, any 80's love song really, and lfo's summer girl or backstreet boys' i want it that way)
7. a damn good sense of humor... or sarcasm... they both work
6. a BMW
5. obviously kidding about no. 6, with that said, ravishing good looks, and a BMW
4. an inner dorky side
3. a fun circle of friends
2. a neato family
1. and a keene sense of how happy i could make them
one cute kid... can you believe there was a time in my life when i refused to let my parents dress me in pants? my dad used to do my hair before school every morning... also very cute. thanks dad
sometimes i feel like when i am singing in the car or shower... that I TOO can be a superstar..... hahahahahhahahaha... yeah right... this guy needs to get over himself! no wait... i take that back... i love his carelessness. that is what makes people great ;)
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lets catch up over a hot cup of tea... i live in a neato house with neato roomates... and we just got a FAT cat! a friend of mine moved in with a chick that is "allergic" so she couldn't keep her... thought we could do something nice. so a lot has happened in the past six months... did a lot of life experiencing... stabbed myself (unitentionally), turned twenty and had the most amazing friends there to support me, left my comfort zone and made tons of new friends that i would die for, went to jail (long story but def the worst night of my life, all over a ten dollar ticket that i thought was taken care of), signed my very first lease, learned to drive standard... and well a few other things but they don't come to mind right now ;) my mom and i had a huge fight, and made me beleive for a quick second that i was a bad person... so i have compiled a list of good hearted actions just from the past few weeks... makes me realize i can shoot my mom the bird for that convo!!! "i've got soul, but i'm not a soldier"